A PostHog AI teammate that finds the onboarding step where users leave.
What we asked it to own:
Own the weekly product read. Tell me where people dropped off, which step moved, and anything firing that isn't in the tracking plan.
What it brought back:
- The onboarding step where drop-off moved this week, and by how much.
- A cohort that behaved differently through the same funnel.
- Events arriving in production that weren't documented anywhere.
We read a page instead of building a funnel.
A dashboard shows everything. This one knows what we care about.
The difference between a teammate and a saved view is what happens after week one.
Week one
Reported every step that changed, including noise from low-volume days.
Month three
Knows which steps we're actively trying to move and stops reporting the ones we've decided not to care about. It built that up from which numbers we kept asking about.
The dashboard exists. The looking is what doesn't happen.
Product analytics has the same problem as search data: the tool is fine, the data is there, and the weekly discipline of sitting down to interrogate it is the part that never survives a busy week.
You don't need a better dashboard. You need someone whose job is to have read it before you ask.
Imagine opening this every Monday.
Where drop-off moved, which cohort behaved differently, and anything firing that isn't in the tracking plan - on one page.
Connect it once. It keeps watching.
Describe the job
One sentence: what to watch, and when.
Connect PostHog
Read-only. Events, funnels, session data.
It runs on schedule
Every Monday, or whatever schedule you set.
You decide
It hands you a page. You decide what to fix.
Who you'd staff next, and in what order.
Each one added after the last had earned it.
The weekly read
Reports where drop-off moved and why it's worth caring about.
Pipeline health
Tells you when an event stops firing, before a report goes quietly wrong.
Attribution
Ties what you publish to what actually converts.
You're still the one deciding.
Read-only. It doesn't create events, change feature flags, or modify a project's config. It reads, decides what's worth surfacing, and hands you a page.
Read-only
No events created, no flags changed
You decide
It surfaces, you act
First teammate free
No card, no call
Frequently asked questions
Events, funnels, and session data - read-only. Each week it compares this week's funnel against the last, finds the step where drop-off moved, and flags any event arriving that isn't in your tracking plan.
No. It doesn't create events, change feature flags, or modify a project's config. It reads, decides what's worth surfacing, and hands you a page.
A dashboard shows everything and waits for you to open it. The teammate reads it on a schedule and tells you what changed. Over time it builds up which steps you're actually trying to move, so it leads with those instead of every number that twitched.
On whatever schedule you set, described in plain language - every Monday, every weekday, or after each release. Nobody has to remember to start it. CRM
Give the weekly read an owner.
Your first teammate is free. Connect PostHog, describe the job.